A dummy's guide to proper courtship
Found this in a net by a fanfiction author Mizu-Tenshi. Just took the sub-title of each chapter of her fanfiction of the same name and put them down here for all to enjoy...hehee....
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Section One – Getting close to your target of affection
When courting any male or female, after identifying your target, the first step is to place yourself in a position in which you are close to said person. This can be achieved by A – Linking yourself together with chains, handcuffs or some kind of super strong adhesive. B – Becoming and official stalker/groupie of your target or C – Stranding yourself and your target on a deserted island hence making the only communication between yourself and said target possible.
Section Two - Conversations
When you really know someone, conversations become unnecessary, trivial things. However, being able to establish a meaningful conversation is one of the basics in courting someone. Conversations can be tricky to instigate and even harder to keep running without falling into awkward silence. The best ways to trigger a conversation is to wear an interesting T-shirt to comment about when things get rough.
Section Three - Getting to know your target of affection
The first step in courting any male/female is to know about your target of affection. In fact, before any proper courtship can begin, it is advisable to have some background information about your target. Any nasty misunderstandings that may sprout from not knowing enough about the male/female you are courting can result in arguments, bumps, bruises, fractures, broken bones, broken egos, loss of limbs and even death.
Section Four - Others around you
During the courting process, it's important to be mindful of the others around you, especially parents, relatives and potential rivals of the peron you are courting. Failure to obtain acceptance from each important person can make the coutring process long, arduous and hellish.
Section Five - Arguments
In any healthy relationship, arguments abound. One popular misconception is that perfect couples are perfect because they never fight. This is of course ridiculous as even the best of relationships wade through the same troubles as everyone else; the only difference is that they do not let it take them down.
Section six - Romantic gestures
Section seven is currently being worked on. It has flirting in it, perverted men, and bar brawls.
A dummy’s guide to proper courtship holds no responsibility for any incidents that may take place as a result of following this guide.
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Haven seems to finished yet...the author haven update...haha...but very funny...:P
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Section One – Getting close to your target of affection
When courting any male or female, after identifying your target, the first step is to place yourself in a position in which you are close to said person. This can be achieved by A – Linking yourself together with chains, handcuffs or some kind of super strong adhesive. B – Becoming and official stalker/groupie of your target or C – Stranding yourself and your target on a deserted island hence making the only communication between yourself and said target possible.
Section Two - Conversations
When you really know someone, conversations become unnecessary, trivial things. However, being able to establish a meaningful conversation is one of the basics in courting someone. Conversations can be tricky to instigate and even harder to keep running without falling into awkward silence. The best ways to trigger a conversation is to wear an interesting T-shirt to comment about when things get rough.
Section Three - Getting to know your target of affection
The first step in courting any male/female is to know about your target of affection. In fact, before any proper courtship can begin, it is advisable to have some background information about your target. Any nasty misunderstandings that may sprout from not knowing enough about the male/female you are courting can result in arguments, bumps, bruises, fractures, broken bones, broken egos, loss of limbs and even death.
Section Four - Others around you
During the courting process, it's important to be mindful of the others around you, especially parents, relatives and potential rivals of the peron you are courting. Failure to obtain acceptance from each important person can make the coutring process long, arduous and hellish.
Section Five - Arguments
In any healthy relationship, arguments abound. One popular misconception is that perfect couples are perfect because they never fight. This is of course ridiculous as even the best of relationships wade through the same troubles as everyone else; the only difference is that they do not let it take them down.
Section six - Romantic gestures
Section seven is currently being worked on. It has flirting in it, perverted men, and bar brawls.
A dummy’s guide to proper courtship holds no responsibility for any incidents that may take place as a result of following this guide.
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Haven seems to finished yet...the author haven update...haha...but very funny...:P
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